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Let's see...it is Friday, which is like the end of the week for me, so looking back...
I have now had a blog for one whole week. Last night, Mr. Speaker was asking me what the deal is with all these blogs. He's not a fan. They seem wholly anti-social to him. I'd agree with that except for the fact that I feel like I can keep in touch with all my friends around the globe and I think my blog might be useful in that way. Although I can see his concern because it is possible, at some point, that I may never have to see Smith again. I can just Blog stalk him. But that would be a sad day.

I'll admit it: I have nothing of importance to discuss here this lovely Friday, and right now I am stuck inside, at my desk, dealing with morons. On the homefront a lady has moved into the Commune..just down the hall so I have a new neighbour. I hope she likes Hacks. The new agenda is out for council. That's exciting for me and my hacks.

I am meeting with my Poll clerk tomorrow, getting geared up for the big day on Monday. YAY! My poll clerk has changed, I am no longer with Klya. Yes Klya. I should have known when I got her name that something was amiss. (yup, the name is Kyla.) On the whole I would have to say that the organization at the elections office is pretty much shite. They frighten me. I am just glad that we are all going crazy together and I can just follow Alex Taylor into the mire. Now I am told I am partnered up with Andrew and not Klya. This puts a big glitch into my plans for tomorrow but no worries it will all work out, just cuts into my drinking time, dammit. On related election news, I heard from the Global News (In hack house we call it Global Gossip, because the tripe they spew can rarely be classified as 'news') that it will cost about $264 million dollars for this election. Sweet Jesus! The anchor also added that, "it will cost about the same in about 6 months" when our newly elected minority government shits the bed and we go back to the polls. Ahhh...Democracy...

(edit: okay, okay...The anchor never actually used the words "shits the bed"...that's me editorializing....sorry to the 'gossip nazi' who emailed me ;p)

My good friend JT is coming up to Onion Town this weekend for some boozing and schmoozing.
It is almost July! Cripes time is flying. This month I start going to classes with my friend Caroline so that I can be her partner when she has her baby. I am soooo exited for this, and kinda scared too. What if I fuck up? Will I be strong enough? Will I cry the whole way through? Then I realize..I'm not having the baby, she is, so I just need to relax.

Next week: The Indians' Stag. Good times.

Have a good weekend ladies, gents and hacks. Go Esks!