I have thought about this blog post quite a bit. I could bitch about my life but what's the point in that? Really? I have nothing nice to say right this minute.
Do you ever get a course pack at school and find yourself reading things that are way off topic and wonder why the heck the prof assigned that reading? I have a History of Africa class and I found myself snoring through a reading called, "Metaphors and Representations of Pre-colonial Iron Smelting". I've made the executive decision to skip this reading. That means it will totally be on the Midterm. I'll keep you posted. And I am still waiting for the "lightbulb" moment, the epiphany when I finally get it, in my Philosophy 120 class. The only thing I get in that class is a leg-shaker sitting next to me and a chachi in front of me who is too busy hitting on the chick beside him to notice his constant chatter is causing me to lose what little sanity I have left.
Nope, nothing nice to say at all....
Song Du Jour: "Gold Digger" ~ Kanye West
This song is hilarious...props to Kanye for rhyming TYCO with lipo and Michael with GEICO. I wonder if he's pulling in some endorsement bling?
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Thank Jamie Foxx for the funniest bits though, yes?
I was sitting next to this guy who was shaking both legs at the same time. I'd never seen that before. I made sure to ask him if he had Parkinson's before I shot him with my gun.
--The Dude
I had a lightbulb moment and dropped my Philosophy 120 class.
Awww...I wanna drop my Phil 120 class.
Lucky!
Today I had a Mumbler behind me in a seminar. She would agree with the speaker under her breath and go, "hmmmmm" and "Yeah" and if she agreed it was a more positive, "mmmmHhhhmmm." She did it throughout the seminar, which was hard to hear in the first place.
This Mumbler also arrived late and took off her Velcro Jacket as slowly as possible, which was way worse than if she had just made a really loud quick noise, you know what I mean?
Then she had to get her laptop out and fire it up, cue the 30 seconds of slowly unzipping her bag...
Then she put her velcro coat back on. She had two peices of gum out of her bag,
"Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip...
Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle. Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip".
Can I borrow your gun The Dude?
It was a seminar on NAFTA and we were live broadcasting to Guadaljara, Mexico. It was super cool...well, what I could actually hear. I could barely hear it. They need to use Microphones...Cripes.
I'm still deciding if I download this from iTunes. Do I spend the 99 cents?
Death to leg shakers, except if it's me and I'm at the casino, then it's OK.
duke
Go for it Duke, spend the 99 cent.
I had no idea Jamie Foxx was involved. I saw Kanye on SNL, and he did a funny bit with Mike Myers. Did anybody else catch that?
I am now sick of the song because I hear it about 10 times a day.
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