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Thursday, September 01, 2005
"You don't get a lot of Rifraffs down der..." Auntie Maryss
My Auntie Maryss and my Uncle Rick went to Jasper for the weekend. They had a few drinks and hung out by the Athabasca River and had some down time. Wish I was there....
Thanks anyway, but I'm already pretty good at sex. As for home schooling, I think it's for chumps.
Anyway, my Auntie Barb and Uncle Bob are ditching the kids for 4 days in September to go to Jasper and stay at the Jasper Park Lodge. Auntie Barb plans to park herself at the bar for those 4 days and just drink chocolate martinis. Speaking of that, my dad's mad at Auntie Barb for getting my mom hooked on chocolate martinis. That's funny.
I told my cousin Ali that while they're gone, you and I will come over to her house and make girly drink drunk for her and all her friends. She can't wait.
Thanks anyway, but I'm already pretty good at sex. As for home schooling, I think it's for chumps.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, my Auntie Barb and Uncle Bob are ditching the kids for 4 days in September to go to Jasper and stay at the Jasper Park Lodge. Auntie Barb plans to park herself at the bar for those 4 days and just drink chocolate martinis. Speaking of that, my dad's mad at Auntie Barb for getting my mom hooked on chocolate martinis. That's funny.
I told my cousin Ali that while they're gone, you and I will come over to her house and make girly drink drunk for her and all her friends. She can't wait.
--The Dude
Did you get Auntie Maryss' permission to share her vacation secrets with the world wide web?
ReplyDeleteWell she was standing over my shoulder when I put it up and she watched me do it. Does that count as permission?
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